Maybe if you didn’t pick a giant god damn Starbucks cup for a vanity you’d have some room to store all that shit on your window sill.

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The next time you’re at the tile store trying to decide between subway tile and something a little more out there and wacky like maybe BEVELED subway tile, please remember that someone also stood in the tile store and was like “Yes! For sure the cheetah tile for the floor!” 🐆 Respect for not giving AF though.

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I bet this is extra sweet at the holidays. “Kids, we’re hanging the stockings on Satan!”

A post shared by @ pleasehatethesethings on Mar 17, 2018 at 5:03pm PDT

 

This is what gonorreah looks like. 🤢

A post shared by @ pleasehatethesethings on Mar 17, 2018 at 4:36pm PDT

 

Yup, because that’s exactly what i want to imagine near my genitals. 🐍🐍🐍

A post shared by @ pleasehatethesethings on Mar 16, 2018 at 4:53pm PDT

 

I feel the need to tell the world REGULAR FAUCETS ARE OK.

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What I wouldn’t have given to be there the first night they turned these lights on and realized...

A post shared by @ pleasehatethesethings on Mar 12, 2018 at 4:30pm PDT

 

It’s gonna be a no from me on the Satan fireplace. 🙅🏻‍♀️

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Maybe they have a pet seal?

A post shared by @ pleasehatethesethings on Feb 26, 2018 at 4:23pm PST

 

Someone voluntarily did this.

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I hope you have to give the lion a wet willy to flush this thing.

A post shared by @ pleasehatethesethings on Feb 23, 2018 at 1:33pm PST

 

A lil’ bit Marie Antionette, a lil’ bit Blanche Devereaux...but in general a whole lot of WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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Penis windows comin’ in hot this Sunday morning.

A post shared by @ pleasehatethesethings on Jan 28, 2018 at 6:25am PST

 

This looks cozy. p.s. that’s a private home...NOT A HOTEL LOBBY

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